Yo Cancer Ur A Prick
You can't sit with us cancer, we're not interested! Luckily for you, we have this delicious cake that tells you what we really think of you and we don't have to say it to your face.
Actually on second thought, I would say it to your face. UR A PRICK.
10% of the sale price of the Miss Trixie cancer cakes sold on the site goes to the Peter MacCallum Cancer Centre - because they deserve it more than anyone.
Where's my treats ?!?!
Cakes made by humans
Cakes are delivered between 9am and 3pm, Tuesday – Saturday. Ideally someone is home to receive the cake, but if not, please let us know in the comments where we need to take it! We will leave deliveries in a safe space, if there is indeed a safe space to do so! Please note, during the warmer months, the cake will need to get inside to its cooler home of the fridge.
Got a question? We thought you might, you curious young thing, you. See our FAQs or you can send me an email via the Contact form.
Our cakes are made by humans, not robots. Which means your buttercream colour, lollies or sprinkles may vary to what is pictured. But that's what makes her unique and special!