Yo Cancer Ur A Prick
You can't sit with us cancer, we're not interested! Luckily for you, we have this delicious cake that tells you what we really think of you and we don't have to say it to your face.
Actually on second thought, I would say it to your face. UR A PRICK.
10% of the sale price of the Miss Trixie cancer cakes sold on the site goes to the Peter MacCallum Cancer Centre - because they deserve it more than anyone.
Where's my treats ?!?!
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Cakes made by humans
If you opt for delivery, our delivery window is between 9am and 4pm, Tuesday – Saturday. Ideally someone is home to receive the cake, but if not, please let us know in the comments where we need to take it! We will leave deliveries in a safe space, if there is indeed a safe space to do so! Please note, during the warmer months, the cake will need to get inside to its cooler home of the fridge. We cannot promise specific delivery times so please opt to collect if you need the cake by a certain time, we don't want your cake missing the party!
If you opt to collect your cake, our HQ is 239 Swan St, Richmond 3121. Collection hours are:
Tues - Friday: 9am - 4pm
Saturday: 8am - 10am
Got a question? We thought you might, you curious young thing, you. See our FAQs or you can send Trix an email via the contact form.
Our cakes are made by humans, not robots. Which means your buttercream colour, lollies or sprinkles may vary to what is pictured. But that's what makes her unique and special!
You deserve a little treat.
